Monday, November 30, 2009

Bull Joke

A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." the wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was the same old cow every day."

Friday, November 27, 2009

Amazing Growth of Facebook.

It took Radio 36 years to reach 50 Million listeners,
14 years for TV to reach 50 million Viewers.
The internet reached 50 million users in 4 years,
3 years for I POD.
Facebook reached 100 million subscribers in only 9 months and now have over 300 million subscibers.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thankgiving Inspirational Quotes

Got no check books, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night. ~Irving Berlin

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit. ~Robert Quillen

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. ~W.T. Purkiser

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. ~William Shakespeare

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?" ~William A. Ward

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Kings Park High School Multi Year Reunion 2010

Kathi Varacchi Oshea of the Class of 1973 has posted information on the Kings Park Senior High Scshool Multi Class Reunion for 2010 and the class of 73 55th birthday bash on Facebook. To be held at Celtic Crossing (formerly Teigues) on July 31st 2010. Starting time is 6:00 PM; Official end time is 1:00 AM. However, Many of the former party animals do not make it past 10:00 PM. Type KP Multiclass Reunion in the search box on The Facebook Tool Bar for more details, photos, and comments from many of your classmates or click on the following link.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

George Carlin Joke

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. George Carlin